wah lao! today right, JOKE OF THE DAY!

we had this friendly in school. tetek lah! me and my mother hor we went in 2 on 1 this girl. then i kope the ball from that girl right. kao! she cant get the ball she wanna get my leg izzit?! she slash so hard on my shin now it's like so fucking pain lah. if it leaves a scar, no one would want me! what will happen to that joke of the day! (inside joke) it's like 15 cm long lah!
guess what? my mother also kena a slash from the same girl! some leg same position! mother and daughter nia!

and janice lost her virginity today! that same girl again. i think. hen funny please! ANOTHER JOKE...!

andand ra and her i never hold your stick lah! point finger! ANOTHER ANOTHER JOKE...!

if we never end earlier i think someone will get injured. and guess who we give the MOM to? that horse loh!

oh neh neh! quoted from jac sia! since when did she become so cheena! jumping jac barbecue jac what's next? jac and jill?

what's your greatest fear?!
i still remember last camp. chailing gang up with some of the juniors(UNFORTUNATELY I'M INCLUED) i don't want to you know but that chailing force me else she'll rape me! tetek sia! so in order to protect my virginity and give my first to my husband-> haha! will that day come? i wonder sia. no pre-marital sex please! kk.. don't disgress. so now we are talking our great mastermind who had something already planned for us. we won't call it off even though you wanna call it off. heh! thanks to our uncle, we know what's your greatest fear! and we believe it's something else! not worms!

i love wenna's greatest fear! i'm literally laughing my ass off! starts with w. you all should know. LOL!

actually me(kf) is lying on the floor sleeping now. so tak glam please! okay. not only one but 2 other pigs as well. thought we wanna eat prata?!

okay. i think they are the 3 lil pigs and i'm like the big bad wolf lah. haha.

i wanna get a tan like so much lah! my new hair colour is too bright! so much for being advernturous! i even went to play soccer in the afternoon with boxy and guess what? my face is like baboon's ass! but i'm TANNER than jumping jac yo!

i wanna go tan, be it artificial or natural! call me please! my number is 99926484. till then, i'll be waiting for a ring from you *wink*

i need potato! potato! potato! not to eat but for my eye. HAHA!

*this entry is blogged in the name of fun. i'll not be held responsible for any information given above or anyone offended with my entry.*

okay bye!